BIG BANG [ Americana/comedy ] They say trust in science, don’t say nothin’ in school ‘bout sin That we come from a monkey’s uncle but that’s hardly fair to them ’Cause if science had the brains of the dumbest monkey on the block We wouldn't worry ‘bout global warmin’ or nuclear aftershock                      Blame it on the big bang                      And Darwin’s orangutan                      Why blame ourselves when                      The good times boomerang?                      If we're afraid to believe in God                      Who the hell else can we blame for rain?                      Blame it on the big bang                      An' DNA chain                      If we’re afraid to mention God                      In our public schools                      Kids will get no satisfaction                      From breakin’ all his rules                      If they won’t listen to a dang thang                      And hang with a street gang                      Blame it on the big bang                      An' DNA chain                      Blame it on the big bang                      When they call you jackass                      For usin’ God’s name in vain                      In your science class                      When natural selection                      Brings social rejection                      Blame it on the big bang                      Come on, help us sang                      If you lose that high-tech job                      And you can't pay the rent                      You got no money in the bank                      An' the paycheck’s long been spent                      When they lock your butt up in the hole                      For drinkin' away the pain                      Blame it on the big bang                      An' DNA chain                      Blame it on the big bang                      When they declare you insane                      And no matter which pill you take                      It don’t cure the last gilt pang                      When youthful pride starts saggin’                      An' the wing has left your wang                      Blame it on the big bang                      File a medical claim                      Blame it on the big bang                      And the black hole in the space                      Between ACLU ears                      And the rest of the human race                      When the gods of rocket science                      Blow us past the cosmic plane                      Blame it on the big bang                      And the DNA chain                      Blame it on the big bang                      An’ our sci-fried brain * * Inspired by MENSA: Mental-midgets of Evolution's Natural Selection Advance.             Copyright © 2004 by Richard Aberdeen Copyright © 2006 by Freedom Tracks Music No part of this material may be reproduced or utilized in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including printing, photocopying, recording or by any information storage or retrieval system, without permission in writing from the Publisher and signed by the author.  Inquiries: Freedom Tracks Music ~ Records, 292 Trails Circle, Nashville, TN 37214 or requested via eMail.  Essays entitled Revolution and Revolution -- Side B are open copyright and may be reproduced or utilized as often as one likes.