House Of Ill-Repute The Fat Robber's Son Goodtime Rag [ intro to the tune "Lodi" by John Fogerty; Creedence Clearwater Revival ] [ main body to the tune "House of the Rising Sun", traditional ] We are conservative fundamental and we believe in right to life We vote for the right politics that represent greed and strife We're too concerned with rights of unborn to give a goddamn about the livin' Oh Lord, they're carryin' abortion signs again We are conservative fundamental and we obey every law and rule We don't want sex education or evolution taught in our school We believe our god created the earth but doesn't give a damn about pollution Oh Lord, they're carryin' abortion signs again We are conservative fundamental, the immoral minority We clean up the outside of the cup, we don't believe in being free We oppose every single cause that in any way benefits the livin' Oh Lord, they're carryin' abortion signs again. . .       There is a house in my hometown       They claim represents your son       It's been the ruin of many a free spirit       And God I know I'm one       Thou shalt not drink, gamble or chew       They say we shouldn't have any fun       Don't you dare ever go with the girls that do       They claim you are their big gun       They swear that you represent our great land       But they vote for all those who screw       Our sick, our poor, our common workingman       They don't really care what is true       Now they claim your son was our best friend       But they never visit our bar or our band       They let our finest children die in the streets       They won't stoop to lend a hand       They clean up their act and dress in fine clothes       Like a graveyard built for the dead       They read your good book and then pass the plate       Never doing what the Samaritan said       I visited their house just the other day       And I truly wished them well       But if this is the way you want your children to be       I hope I go to hell       Now, there is a house in my hometown       They claim represents your son       It's been the ruin of many a free spirit       And God I know I'm one We are conservative fundamental, we know for certain we are right We serve plasticized religion with all our hearts and souls and might Don't bother us with facts from Matthew 25, don't talk to us about givin' Oh Lord, they're carryin' abortion signs again We are conservative fundamental, we beat our salvation army drum We believe the Bible is God, so we don't bother to listen to his son Bow down to Babylon every Sunday, salute her stain-glass idols now and then Oh Lord, they're carryin' abortion signs again Oh Lord, they're carryin' abortion signs again Oh Lord, they're carryin' abortion signs a-g-a-i-n-! A Godly Response to the Christian Coalition The Center for Lesbian and Gay Civil Rights             Copyright © August 20th, 2003 by Richard Aberdeen. No part of this material may be reproduced or utilized in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including printing, photocopying, recording or by any information storage or retrieval system, without permission in writing from the Publisher and signed by the author.  Inquiries should be addressed to: The Aberdeen Foundation, Brothers / Sisters Productions, 292 Trails Circle, Nashville, TN 37214 or requested via email at email@AberdeenFoundation.org.  Essays entitled Revolution and Revolution -- Side B are open copyright and may be reproduced or utilized as often as one likes.