PLUTO [ country; co-written by Glen Barnhill ] We learned that there is nine of you in old man Murphy’s class Some of you are solid an’ the rest are full of gas Now they say you’re just an ol’ washed up eccentric rock Kicked out of the cosmic neighborhood upscale block Pluto, wanderin’ free in the cold fringes of space Vetoed to a planetary science basket case You strayed inside of Neptune, many miles from a proper course An now Charon your faithful moon is filin' for divorce Like that cartoon dog who stole your name, you’re miscast an’ abused Leavin’ loyal friends here on earth cryin’ and confused Spinin’ in a wild, weird orbit, billions of miles from any sun May be a little on the frigid side, but you never hurt no one Pluto, wanderin’ free in the cold fringes of space Vetoed to a planetary science basket case You strayed inside of Neptune, many miles from a proper course An now Charon your faithful moon is filin' for divorce You may have been a little too inclined to march to your own drum A wayward rock an’ rollin’ soul, social outlaw, maverick gypsy on the run Pluto, wanderin’ free in the cold fringes of space Vetoed to a planetary science basket case But they’ll get their just reward of mockery an’ heathen shame When God’s angels vote you into the planetary hall of fame             Copyright © 2006 by Glen Barnhill and Richard Aberdeen Copyright © 2007 by Freedom Tracks Music No part of this material may be reproduced or utilized in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including printing, photocopying, recording or by any information storage or retrieval system, without permission in writing from the Publisher and signed by the author.  Inquiries: Freedom Tracks Music ~ Records, 292 Trails Circle, Nashville, TN 37214 or requested via eMail.  Essays entitled Revolution and Revolution -- Side B are open copyright and may be reproduced or utilized as often as one likes.